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Robot Chicken,
for one hundred episodes,
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Official YIFY movies site:
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they defiled every entertainment brand
in the known universe.
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Now, their greatest challenge,
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writing the cocktail of the most iconic
characters of all time,
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not counting Harry Potter.
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The DC comics superheroes.
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Some of them are super than others,
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that guy just talks to fish.
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Hey!
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This is the Robot Chicken
DC Comics Special.
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Hashtag RCDC.
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- Oh boy, the invisible jet.
- Hurry up, Aquaman!
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- Let's go, buddy.
- I'm coming!
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Sike!
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Last one at the party can't fly.
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He will be the last one at the party,
because he can't fly.
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Fine, I'll just swim there.
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Silly punks.
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Batman owns the night.
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Now taste fear...
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Wait, wait. what? Oh God!
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Oh, my back just snapped
like a pack of uncooked spaghetti!
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You just walk up and break my back
without saying a word.
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Booh!
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Booh on you, sir.
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That's Bane.
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And now, "Real characters
from the DC Universe".
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Hi, I'm B'Dg,
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I'm a member
of the Green Lantern core.
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Can you believe it folks?
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He really exists.
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Huh...
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Do you guys want me
to say anything or?
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Tune in next time,
for another edition of
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"Real characters from the DC Universe".
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Lois, you helped me
defeat general Zod,
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Superman too.
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But now, you know I'm Superman,
I have to kiss you and make you forget.
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Why would that be one
of your super powers?
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You should hear
yourself sometimes, Lois.
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What, why am I standing here
with Clark Kent,
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when I should be chasing
the scoop on Superman.
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I should really use
that power more often.
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My beautiful hair, I'll never forget
how you took it from me Superman.
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Adventure comics n°271.
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- Oh really?
- Superman!
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I'll destroy you...
What are you doing?
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I can't remember why I hate you.
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Oh yeah, I know.
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You might want to close your eyes.
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I run my fingers through your hair.
And I kiss you, bro.
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And you won't remember a thing.
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Don't trying run away.
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Another job well done.
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I should have thought this through.
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Oh, well.
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- Hey, how's it going?
- Right, right, right.
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Oh, come on!
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Welcome everyone to the grand opening
of our newest exhibit.
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The Blue Star of Egypt.
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All right, people, we all know
what's coming next.
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Let's see if we can at least make it
through a round of hors d'oeuvres
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before the first
supervillain shows up.
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Apparently, there's a
salmon bagel bite.
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Everyone, freeze!
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Sorry to be so cold-hearted,
but Mr. Freeze is stealing that ice.
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I was not expecting paprika.
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A-plus effort, honestly.
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Everyone, chill out!
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Or Captain Cold will put you on ice.
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Come on!
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I thought we had
a schedule worked out.
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This is my day.
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I have a new assistant.
I'm still bringing him in.
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Everyone, stay cool!
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It's about to get downright
to bone-chillin' in here.
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Thanks to Icicle.
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I just walked into a cluster fuck.
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You guys, you have to try
these salmon thingies.
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Focus, Captain Cold.
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Clearly there's not room for three
cold-themed villains with freeze rays.
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I guess you two Snow Jobs will have to
change gimmicks, then.
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It's not my gimmick.
I'll literally die in warm temperatures.
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My cryogeneticly frozen wife
is my entire reason of living.
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My name is Victor Fries,
for God's sake.
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It's "Freeze", but you spell it "fries"
like French fries. Weird.
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- It's German.
- Well, I ain't changing, you dick.
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Everyone, freeze!
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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I completely forgot
about Chillblaine.
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You and America, buddy.
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It took me six years of research
to build my freeze ray.
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How do you high school
dropouts keep making them.
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Are they as easy to build as ham radios
and I'm just an asshole?
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Guys, we've demolished
a lot of load-bearing walls in here.
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Well, those villains are going
to the cooler,
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thanks to Ice and
her amazing freeze powers.
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Cool.
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I'm glad you guys could come
all the way to Earth-C.
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Me and Captain Carrot didn't see
eye to eye on a lot of things but...
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no one deserves to die like that.
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I never met the Captain
or his "Zoo Crew", but...
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since you vouch for him, I'm glad
to be here in their time of need.
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Why didn't you tell
me they look like cartoons.
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Wait.
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I'm good.
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Dammit. Sorry.
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If you can't keep it together,
you need to leave.
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I know, I know! For the love of...
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It's a turtle wearing goggles.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I'm...
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I'm sorry. Its just...
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that... pig...
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looks so sad.
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I can't, I can't. I'm sorry.
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I can't!
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Your friend was very inappropriate.
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We're so sorry Little Cheese.
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Little Cheese.
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I just don't see how you could
let it get this bad.
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It's the swamp thing baby.
You wouldn't understand.
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Bane broke my back,
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but years of training allowed me
to heal in record time.
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Now, let's see what the joker...
Oh my god, no!
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Like a string of firecrackers,
my fucking back.
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I felt the soles of my feet touch
the back of my head on that one.
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That's Bane.
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And now, "Real characters
from the DC Universe".
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- Hey there, I'm Firestorm.
- Can you believe it, folks?
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Take a good look at this douche.
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I'm...
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Firestorm.
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The nuclear man.
I was in the Justice League.
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His hair is actually made of fire.
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Bet he blows through
his comb budget pretty quickly.
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But I'm really popular.
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We'll be back next time for...
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"Real characters
from the DC Universe".
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- What are we doing here, Lantern.
- What's the matter?
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You're a little rusty
with the ladies?
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If anyone's gonna score tonight,
it's the man of steel.
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Haven't you been courting Lois Lane
for like fifteen years.
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- Do you ever score?
- Watch and learn.
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Hey ladies,
you look like you could use
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a non-threatening guy pal
who would never push your boundaries.
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And while you're at it, could you co-sign
my loan for a late model Corolla?
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Got a pen?
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Not even I could get
to the friend zone that fast.
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Class is in session, people.
Soon as I get this suit off.
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Hold on there, money bags.
You gotta do it in costume.
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Yeah, that's the rules.
We all have to be in costume.
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What?
I'm dressed like a giant bat.
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Well, fuck you guys.
I'm getting wasted.
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Got a couple Piña Coladas here.
Just for the ladies.
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Looks like you could use
some just for men.
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And you bitches can pay
for your own drinks.
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Name's Aquaman,
I know how to talk to tuna.
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Martian Manhunter?
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What are you doing?
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I have a life outside the team,
you know.
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- You are the worst.
- Aquaman got manhunted.
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I'm outta here.
There's plenty of fish in the sea.
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Did he mean that
metaphorically or...?
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I do not just call
when I've been drinking.
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Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom.
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And this new plan will crush
the Justice League once and for all.
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But more importantly, it's time
to draw names, for secret santa.
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It's team building, people.
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Shake it up, shake it up.
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I got Leonard Snart.
Who's Leonard Snart?
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Is he the kid in the mail room
with the B.O.?
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Everyday I'm like, "I smell the
mail coming!" and sure enough...
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I'm Leonard Snart.
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How could I forget?
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I think that kid's name is Glenn.
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Somebody is going to get
a big surprise.
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A new rule this year everybody.
No exploding toys
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I'm literally the only one
affected by that rule.
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I still have a scar in my forehead
from Christmas 2004, you dumb butthole.
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It's... It's how I express love.
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Has everyone drawn a name?
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God, what smells like
a turd lovers pizza?
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Hey guys,
we doin secret Santa again this year?
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Non noncommittal mumbling.
The gift that keeps on giving.
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I have a glandular condition,
you guys.
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This is not my fault.
You think I don't try?
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I shower everyday.
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I shower everyday.
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Learn more about Glenn
and his battle against body odor,
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right after these commercial messages.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I don't know
how to break this news
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in any way that make sense of it,
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so I'll just give you the facts
as I have them.
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Glenn killed himself during
the commercial break.
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My God, What was that?
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I don't know
but I'll find out Mr. Jordan.
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This is so cool.
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Not quite "Independence Day" cool,
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but much cooler than
"Battle Los Angeles" cool.
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If Battle Los Angeles was zero cool
and Independence Day was 10 cool
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then this would be about a 7 cool.
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I am Abin Sur.
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It's a 9 cool.
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- From the Green Lantern...
- Exposition Youpi!
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- The ring, the cosmic ring...
- Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
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...has chosen you as its new master,
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Al Jordan.
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Last words spoken
in its native tongue.
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We'll tragically never know
what Al Jordan means in English.
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Watch this ring is glowing and
seems to be taking over my body.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey !
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OK, OK.
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Could you please stop screaming?
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Thank you.
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You will be trained
to use your ring by Kilowog.
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It's like scratching a chalkboard
against another chalkboard.
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If you are attacked,
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the ring will respond to your thoughts
and imagination to protect you.
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Begin.
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Cool, I dodged it.
Protect me, Selena Gomez.
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I meant weapons, you Poozer.
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I am not sure that the earthlings
are worthy of our ring.
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- Make them kiss.
- Yes, it is hot in here.
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Let's just hope they gave Abin Sur
the burial he deserved.
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Your enhanced strength
and criptonized lasers
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make you a match
for even Superman, Mr. Luthor.
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Yes, a flawless design.
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Tyler, I told you not
to play ball in here.
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I'm so sorry Mr. Luthor,
it's my day to watch him...
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Just stop talking for one second.
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That tickles.
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But, what's going on here?
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OK, just to be completely clear.
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All we gonna do is go over
to the Hall of Justice,
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plant a nega-bomb and kill them all
at once. That's it, right.
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Exactly,
and we're sneaking over at night
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when it's dark like Sinestro said,
great idea "N'estro".
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And it never hurts
to leave a few riddles
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with embedded clues
on how to diffuse the bomb.
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Right, gang?
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Look, Eddy.
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We're not doing
the riddle thing anymore.
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You don't have to get
your dick prince over everything we do.
247
00:13:01,802 --> 00:13:03,942
Without my riddles,
they might as well not even show up.
248
00:13:05,972 --> 00:13:07,932
Fine. Riddle me this.
249
00:13:08,142 --> 00:13:10,382
Witch losers are gonna
be totally jealous
250
00:13:10,512 --> 00:13:12,982
when I defeat the JLA without them.
251
00:13:14,372 --> 00:13:16,412
It's you, guys.
252
00:13:19,422 --> 00:13:22,092
Riddle me this.
Who is the punctuation posse?
253
00:13:22,612 --> 00:13:25,162
Perhaps I can answer your question.
254
00:13:25,322 --> 00:13:26,062
Riddler.
255
00:13:26,292 --> 00:13:28,082
Intense emotion do I hear?
256
00:13:28,202 --> 00:13:30,662
Then the Exclamer must be near.
257
00:13:30,832 --> 00:13:31,812
The Exclamer?
258
00:13:31,942 --> 00:13:33,502
Wait, can we have a pause here
for a second?
259
00:13:33,622 --> 00:13:35,722
Pausing is my game, Flash.
260
00:13:36,552 --> 00:13:38,852
And The Coma is my name.
261
00:13:38,982 --> 00:13:39,792
Forget it.
262
00:13:39,922 --> 00:13:43,012
I'm shutting down this turd factory
before it gets any worse
263
00:13:44,242 --> 00:13:46,892
Did someone use a quote yet,
we can't hear.
264
00:13:47,022 --> 00:13:48,642
Jack (bip) back here.
265
00:13:49,252 --> 00:13:51,462
So if we just turn off the light
when we leave the room...
266
00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:55,162
Wait, they said Bane
had crippled me for life,
267
00:13:55,712 --> 00:13:58,322
but that monster
isn't going to own me.
268
00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:00,162
I'm back.
269
00:14:05,732 --> 00:14:07,482
Oh my god, this is not happening!
270
00:14:08,392 --> 00:14:11,312
Where were you guys on that one?
You just watched it.
271
00:14:11,442 --> 00:14:13,032
This is a waking nightmare
272
00:14:14,072 --> 00:14:15,612
That's Bane.
273
00:14:16,282 --> 00:14:18,762
Oh, come on, guys,
I've had this since I was thirteen.
274
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,712
Riddle me this Mirror Master.
275
00:14:20,832 --> 00:14:23,692
What's pink, quivering
and needs a shave?
276
00:14:23,812 --> 00:14:27,112
Two things: Sinestro
and Sinestro's vagina.
277
00:14:27,232 --> 00:14:30,202
- Let's go.
- OK OK, I've got to do it.
278
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:37,032
- Call 991, guys.
- I'm not so fan of blood.
279
00:14:37,162 --> 00:14:38,762
We'll need more TP here, fellas.
280
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,782
- I'm out of here.
- Help me, help me.
281
00:14:42,652 --> 00:14:43,782
Riddle me this,
282
00:14:44,202 --> 00:14:48,082
what's covered in question marks,
sniffs clue and was never here.
283
00:14:54,202 --> 00:14:56,152
Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice
284
00:14:56,322 --> 00:14:58,042
Maybe the crew ship wouldn't sink
285
00:14:58,172 --> 00:15:01,182
if they didn't shove a quarter tons
of self-loathing in the every cabin.
286
00:15:01,302 --> 00:15:02,982
How they even wipe themselves?
287
00:15:03,112 --> 00:15:05,192
Someone said crew ship
like in the ocean?
288
00:15:05,912 --> 00:15:07,132
Why didn't you invite me?
289
00:15:07,262 --> 00:15:08,982
To tell the fish to get out of the way.
No, they figured out.
290
00:15:09,112 --> 00:15:11,332
- Nice one, Superman.
- Sorry guys, bad news.
291
00:15:12,132 --> 00:15:13,672
The toilet still clogged.
292
00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:17,052
That was an ancient relic
passed down from my ancestors.
293
00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:19,352
Your ancestors didn't know crap
about plumbing.
294
00:15:19,482 --> 00:15:21,062
I got friends coming over tonight.
295
00:15:21,192 --> 00:15:24,212
These lobsters walk right
into the door. Anyone hungry?
296
00:15:24,522 --> 00:15:26,972
The Johnsons! No!
297
00:15:27,452 --> 00:15:29,882
Ant Johnson performed my bris.
298
00:15:30,142 --> 00:15:31,892
Aquaman, I hear you.
299
00:15:32,662 --> 00:15:34,852
- Can we still eat the lobsters?
- Somebody said lobsters?
300
00:15:34,982 --> 00:15:35,992
That's it.
301
00:15:36,122 --> 00:15:38,402
You treat me like
I'm not even on the team.
302
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,272
Every day, it's Aqualoser,
303
00:15:40,392 --> 00:15:42,512
- there's a Aquapuss that.
- Aquaman, the floor is wet.
304
00:15:42,782 --> 00:15:45,902
I am the king
of the fucking ocean, cyborg.
305
00:15:46,022 --> 00:15:48,002
Do you think
I've never seen a paddle before?
306
00:15:51,382 --> 00:15:52,812
My tailbone.
307
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:56,802
My tailbone.
308
00:15:57,452 --> 00:15:58,362
Please...
309
00:15:58,762 --> 00:15:59,912
Need a hospital.
310
00:16:00,082 --> 00:16:01,452
Just use your Aquamobile.
311
00:16:01,572 --> 00:16:04,812
How am I supposed
to ride a sea dude?
312
00:16:06,712 --> 00:16:07,712
That is it.
313
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:09,912
That is it.
314
00:16:10,492 --> 00:16:13,862
And now, "Real characters
from the DC universe".
315
00:16:14,032 --> 00:16:15,422
Well, hello there.
316
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,852
I'm Mr. Banjo.
317
00:16:16,982 --> 00:16:19,632
I steal America's secret
and send it to foreign enemies
318
00:16:19,752 --> 00:16:23,102
by playing Morse code
on my banjo playing.
319
00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:24,912
That's right
320
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:26,072
No!
321
00:16:26,192 --> 00:16:27,392
No way.
322
00:16:27,602 --> 00:16:30,282
You lock me in here
with Fatty Arbuckle
323
00:16:30,412 --> 00:16:31,422
I can fly.
324
00:16:31,552 --> 00:16:33,272
I can shoot nuclear blasts.
325
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:36,792
I can literally,
literally turn lead into gold.
326
00:16:37,082 --> 00:16:38,752
Well, you just hang on there,
my friend.
327
00:16:38,882 --> 00:16:43,342
This banjo cost me almost sixty dollars
so we both bring our lap to the table.
328
00:16:45,262 --> 00:16:46,822
And where the fuck is B'dg ?
329
00:16:46,952 --> 00:16:49,042
Down the hall,
first dressing room on the right.
330
00:16:50,172 --> 00:16:52,162
Oh hello, my name is B'dg.
331
00:16:53,272 --> 00:16:54,102
And,
332
00:16:54,272 --> 00:16:58,052
who ever's been picking their nose
at the urinal and wiping it on the wall.
333
00:16:58,362 --> 00:16:59,172
Stop it.
334
00:16:59,882 --> 00:17:01,172
That's evil.
335
00:17:01,302 --> 00:17:02,382
It's disgusting
336
00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:05,042
Guys, what is the wifi password
in here again.
337
00:17:05,812 --> 00:17:08,282
Catwoman is a bitch,
all in one word with a capital B.
338
00:17:08,622 --> 00:17:09,652
No, that's evil.
339
00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:13,492
It's the Justice League.
We're under attack
340
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,112
Quiet, folks.
341
00:17:19,512 --> 00:17:21,962
See, Aquaman has come alone.
342
00:17:25,282 --> 00:17:26,362
Giganta, right?
343
00:17:26,492 --> 00:17:27,892
Shoo, go away!
344
00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:29,402
Hey, I just wanna talk.
345
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,912
Alright, but there's an entrance fee.
346
00:17:33,742 --> 00:17:35,492
Giganta, you dumb cow,
347
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,422
you've led my archenemy right to us.
348
00:17:37,552 --> 00:17:39,782
I'll lift the fight another day.
349
00:17:44,152 --> 00:17:46,492
Aquaman, you are now our hostage.
350
00:17:46,652 --> 00:17:49,022
I'm already a hostage Luthor,
351
00:17:49,142 --> 00:17:51,852
a hostage to the JLA's insults.
352
00:17:52,032 --> 00:17:53,662
But no more.
353
00:17:53,832 --> 00:17:58,802
Aquaman is the newest member
of the Legion of Doom.
354
00:18:02,242 --> 00:18:04,802
Look, I don't want
to hurt your feelings.
355
00:18:05,142 --> 00:18:07,412
I have the code
to the watch tower service entrance.
356
00:18:07,572 --> 00:18:08,602
Welcome aboard.
357
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,482
What the fuck is going on out there?
358
00:18:19,602 --> 00:18:20,942
I left my windows down.
359
00:18:23,262 --> 00:18:28,302
No, our document say you were born
on august 15, 1865, a Tuesday.
360
00:18:29,462 --> 00:18:33,642
It should also be noted that your
actual legal name is Salomon Gruesday.
361
00:18:34,772 --> 00:18:36,172
Hey, guys, I'm back.
362
00:18:36,292 --> 00:18:38,292
Where have I been, ho,
kicking the ocean business?
363
00:18:38,422 --> 00:18:40,242
You know, I didn't join the
force of evil or anything.
364
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,182
You got the cake for
Robin's Bar Mitzvah ?
365
00:18:42,342 --> 00:18:43,982
Yep, that's all I'm good for, right.
366
00:18:46,232 --> 00:18:47,512
There goes our petty cash.
367
00:18:48,182 --> 00:18:50,552
Better too much
than too little. Right?
368
00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:52,872
He's blowing it.
369
00:18:52,992 --> 00:18:55,662
Riddle me this:
Who's hand is that?
370
00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:57,612
Mine's between two pillows.
371
00:18:57,732 --> 00:19:00,992
We've heard you the first three times.
We've all seen the movie.
372
00:19:01,112 --> 00:19:03,162
Actually, I never seen it
but that joke was in the trailer.
373
00:19:05,112 --> 00:19:06,802
Fine, let's just get it
in the rec room.
374
00:19:07,932 --> 00:19:09,172
Surprise!
375
00:19:09,342 --> 00:19:10,872
I didn't do anything.
376
00:19:11,122 --> 00:19:13,812
- What is this?
- It's an Aquaman appreciation party.
377
00:19:13,932 --> 00:19:15,682
Yeah, Robin is not Jewish.
378
00:19:16,032 --> 00:19:18,922
We give you a hard time
but only because we love you, bro.
379
00:19:19,052 --> 00:19:20,412
You really feel that way?
380
00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:22,862
Do I really feel... look at this guy,
of course.
381
00:19:22,982 --> 00:19:25,052
We're a family.
Now, do the honor.
382
00:19:25,222 --> 00:19:26,922
Shush, something's happening.
383
00:19:27,422 --> 00:19:29,762
Yeah, Aquaman in the house!
384
00:19:29,922 --> 00:19:30,992
Do not push.
385
00:19:32,062 --> 00:19:32,962
Quiet, you fool.
386
00:19:33,132 --> 00:19:34,232
But, but, but...
387
00:19:34,712 --> 00:19:36,802
I said Quiet!
388
00:19:37,772 --> 00:19:38,732
I told you to...
389
00:19:39,102 --> 00:19:39,762
Wait!
390
00:19:39,952 --> 00:19:42,442
They are shoving knifes in here?
Get out of the cake.
391
00:19:43,632 --> 00:19:44,842
We've been caked.
392
00:19:45,002 --> 00:19:46,812
Wait, wait, guys,
my legs are asleep.
393
00:19:46,972 --> 00:19:49,532
Now, we'll see
what Mr Banjo can do.
394
00:19:51,002 --> 00:19:54,732
Face it green fool.
You're no match for the power of fear.
395
00:19:55,142 --> 00:19:57,082
I can't look at you like that.
Was that a choice?
396
00:19:58,062 --> 00:20:00,752
I got a staph infection,
I almost died.
397
00:20:02,192 --> 00:20:03,462
Who brought a kick ball?
398
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,332
Am I here, or over here?
399
00:20:06,462 --> 00:20:08,922
- How would you know who's the real...
- Face punch.
400
00:20:11,412 --> 00:20:13,332
See you next gruesday.
401
00:20:13,502 --> 00:20:15,922
Freeze, chill, ice, freeze, cool.
402
00:20:18,532 --> 00:20:21,512
Yeah, drop it mother fuckers.
Who's next?
403
00:20:21,672 --> 00:20:24,252
I'll fight you Wonder Woman,
but I've got a debt.
404
00:20:25,612 --> 00:20:26,952
Oh Great.
405
00:20:27,152 --> 00:20:29,302
Like I was drowning
in couch to start with,
406
00:20:29,422 --> 00:20:31,882
now I've got a nose
like a fucking can opener.
407
00:20:35,992 --> 00:20:40,552
Meow. Was I supposed to fight DarkSide
cause... I'm a guy in a cat suit.
408
00:20:41,492 --> 00:20:42,742
Give it up, Joker, you...
409
00:20:44,562 --> 00:20:47,312
Is that piss, dude?
Did you just squirt piss in my mouth?
410
00:20:47,652 --> 00:20:49,242
We are done, professionally.
411
00:20:50,032 --> 00:20:51,992
It's not his piss, Bats
412
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,392
That is only slightly better.
413
00:20:56,662 --> 00:20:58,962
Rule of three asshole, not four.
414
00:20:59,252 --> 00:21:00,192
Oh man!
415
00:21:03,182 --> 00:21:05,192
I can't concentrate
with that damn banjo noise.
416
00:21:05,352 --> 00:21:06,692
Fine, suck on this.
417
00:21:08,562 --> 00:21:09,492
Here, again.
418
00:21:09,622 --> 00:21:12,982
The world's greatest felon
and earth mightiest hero
419
00:21:13,112 --> 00:21:15,042
must do the dance of death.
420
00:21:15,522 --> 00:21:17,562
Mother Fucker.
That split my lap.
421
00:21:17,732 --> 00:21:19,932
Enough of this.
Time for the end game.
422
00:21:20,102 --> 00:21:22,402
- Aquaman, the kryptonite. Now.
- Kryptonite!
423
00:21:22,522 --> 00:21:24,372
Throw me the kryptonite
and the evil will win.
424
00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:25,912
No Aquaman. I'm your bro.
425
00:21:26,072 --> 00:21:28,982
Bro? Your treated him like ponce god,
for too long.
426
00:21:29,142 --> 00:21:30,582
Now, he has his revenge.
427
00:21:45,692 --> 00:21:48,442
Sorry, Luthor, I'm no villain.
428
00:21:48,562 --> 00:21:49,752
I'm Hero.
429
00:21:49,872 --> 00:21:52,602
And I'm gonna kick your ass.
430
00:21:52,772 --> 00:21:53,582
Aqua-punch!
431
00:21:53,822 --> 00:21:54,642
Yeah!
432
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:57,172
Aquaman gets his groove back.
433
00:21:57,732 --> 00:21:58,972
Oh, fuck.
434
00:21:59,642 --> 00:22:03,422
How can you measure the value
of a man who did so much for so many?
435
00:22:04,232 --> 00:22:06,002
And what would we do without him?
436
00:22:06,132 --> 00:22:06,992
Without...
437
00:22:07,742 --> 00:22:08,602
Glenn?
438
00:22:08,732 --> 00:22:11,362
This is how the Robot Chicken
DC Comics Special ends?
439
00:22:11,482 --> 00:22:12,902
With some cheap ass misdirect?
440
00:22:13,022 --> 00:22:15,822
We're no even gonna find out
who survived? Everyone's OK with that?
441
00:22:15,952 --> 00:22:18,862
Shush! Don't worry, Jimmy.
You won't remember a thing.
442
00:22:19,952 --> 00:22:21,282
And neither will you.
443
00:22:34,442 --> 00:22:35,202
You know,
444
00:22:35,322 --> 00:22:36,902
the thing about Glenn was...
445
00:22:37,302 --> 00:22:38,152
Oh, damn it.
446
00:22:46,822 --> 00:22:48,662
Another job well done.